HiSociety
Realistic, front-facing orange tabby cat’s head with darker stripes, round dark eyes, a pink nose, a white muzzle and long white whiskers. A thin gold monocle with a clear lens leaves its right eye fully visible against a plain white background.

Good manners. Strict guest list.

He heard you say hi. Your net worth didn't speak loud enough.

HiSociety put your greeting on the guest list. The waiting list has a waiting list.

See his standards
HiSociety At home · not receivingConsidering you

$HISOCIETY · calling hours by invitation

Hi. Hello. Good evening. Charmed. We'll see.

He has heard all of these. He replied to three.

a brief audience

A simple introduction. Three rounds of vetting.

HiSociety logo featuring an orange tabby cat’s face with a thin gold monocle and a wide-eyed expression.

Apparently, eye contact requires references.

I

The approach

You waved. HiSociety treated this as an unsolicited application for eye contact.

II

The assessment

He asked who you knew. You said the neighbour's dog. That did not help.

III

The verdict

HiSociety granted one small nod. You called your mum. She was proud, if confused.

Wide-eyed HiSociety faces the viewer against a plain white background, with a single thin gold monocle over his right eye.
Plate II · The greenhouse$HISOCIETY

The lens

He looks twice.

hi

/haɪ/ · interjection

1. A greeting. 2. At HiSociety: a privilege, given rarely and never twice.

“He said hi to me once.”

He heard your hi. He's checking your net worth. An orange cat with a monocle and a very selective definition of hello.

Greetings received4812

Greetings returned3

The receiving line

The few he said hi to.

hi. finally, someone who understands a slow entrance.
hi. finally, someone who understands a slow entrance. $HISOCIETY
hi. your posture is terrible. we shall be friends.
hi. your posture is terrible. we shall be friends. $HISOCIETY
hi. you look tenured.
hi. you look tenured. $HISOCIETY
hi. arrived without a plus-one? how mysterious.
hi. arrived without a plus-one? how mysterious. $HISOCIETY
hi. i hear you own the entire roof.
hi. i hear you own the entire roof. $HISOCIETY
hi. finally, art that understands me.
hi. finally, art that understands me. $HISOCIETY

earn a greeting

Two seconds of status. One reluctant hello.

HiSociety logo featuring an orange tabby cat’s face with a thin gold monocle and a wide-eyed expression.
Perceived net worth

Two seconds. Look important.

Hellos reluctantly granted: 0

join the guest list

Three steps to the door.

  1. I

    Get a wallet

    Install Phantom. Never share your seed phrase with anyone.

  2. II

    Add SOL

    Buy SOL and send it to your wallet.

  3. III

    Swap with the Buy button

    Before you swap, check that the contract matches the one on this page.

Realistic, front-facing orange tabby cat’s head with darker stripes, round dark eyes, a pink nose, a white muzzle and long white whiskers. A thin gold monocle with a clear lens leaves its right eye fully visible against a plain white background.
He may receive you.
Realistic, front-facing orange tabby cat’s head with darker stripes, round dark eyes, a pink nose, a white muzzle and long white whiskers. A thin gold monocle with a clear lens leaves its right eye fully visible against a plain white background.

At home

He will see you now.

Do say hi. Quietly.